Help me, TOUMAAAAA!!
A clever parody of the song "Help me, ERINNNNNN!!", which is a Touhou arrange song by Beat Mario, this song is sung by recog, and should be amusing to those who are familiar with "A Certain Magical Index" and "A Certain Scientific Railgun". Once again, I will be providing a rough translation below. Also, I used as reference the translation for "Help me, ERINNNNNN!!" from the Touhou wiki (Link).
Touma, Touma, Touma, One, Two, Three, Hey!
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey c'mon!
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
A one, a two, a one, two, three (Hey x9)
Touma! Touma! (Touma! Touma!) x6
Touma! Touma! Touma! Touma! Touma! Help me, TOUMAAAAA!! (Touma! x7)
Ah, what will I do!? I brandish my right arm (Touma! Touma!)
You are Level 0, the weakest Level 0! (Help me, Touma!)
Geez, strengthen your resolve! The arm I'm projecting in front of me (Touma! Touma!)
is the sign of "SoGeBu"*, the Imagine Breaker sign
"Touma! Touma! Help me!", I hear it again today
With all sincerity, let's go and help
As usual, there isn't any public order in Academy City
Oh, look, someone is calling for me again! Hey c'mon!
(Touma! Touma! Help me, Touma!)
Touma! Touma! Help me, Touma!
(Touma! Touma! Help me, Touma!)
Now, let's go! (One, two, three, go!)
"Touma! Touma! Where's my food?", I hear yelled again today
She's the nun of the Church of England's grimoires
My memories from up 'till recently are never coming back
Oh no, somebody's here; they're going to get me!
(Touma! Touma! Help me, Touma!)
Touma! Touma! Help me, Touma!
(Touma! Touma! Help me, Touma!)
Hurry up and get here!
Now, let's go help!
With the arm that can negate any superpower (Touma! Touma!)
You sure do like to preach, you're serious about the preaching (Help me, Touma!)
Oh, I've got to hurry! The day I want to hurry back (Touma! Touma!)
has the egg buying sign, the supermarket sale sign
Touma! Touma! (Touma! Touma!)
Touma! Touma! (Touma! Touma!)
Touma! Touma! (Touma! Touma!)
Help me, Touma! (Help me, Touma!)
Touma! Touma! (Touma! Touma!)
Kamijou! Kamijou! (Kamijou! Kamijou!)
Touma! Touma! (Touma! Touma!)
Kamijou-chan! (Komoe-sensei!)
Misaka! Misaka! (Misaka! Misaka!)
Misaka! Biri Biri! (Misaka! Biri Biri!)
MISAKA! MISAKA! (MISAKA! MISAKA!)
Misaka! Sister! (Misaka! Sister!)
Kuroko! Kuroko! (Kuroko! Kuroko!)
Perverted Kurokooooo! (Perverted Kurokooooo!) (I'm with Judgement!)
Heaven Canceler! (Gekota! Gekota!)
Doctor~ (Who's the one that said Gekota!?)
Innocentius! (Innocentius!)
Innocentius! Innocentius! (Innocentius! Innocentius!)
Accelerator! (Accelerator!!)
20001! Se, serial number 20001! (Last Order!)
Boobs! Boobs! (Boobs! Boobs!)
Boobs! Boobs! (Boobs! Boobs!)
Big boobs! (Big boobs!)
Boob Kanzaki! (Big sis, we love yoouuu!)
Touma! Touma! (Misaka! Misaka!)
Touma! Touma! (Misaka! Misaka!)
Touma! Touma! Touma! Touma!
Hey, don't ignore meeeeeeeeeeee! (Help me, Biri Biri~!)
Ah, who are you again? That person wearing white clothes (Index!)
She's a nun! A hungry nun! (Help me, Touma!)
Look, hurry it up! In-something-or-other's voice (Touma! Touma!)
is the begging for food sign! Touma! It's a sign to you (One more time!**)
Now, let's go help!
Brandishing my right arm up high! (Touma! Touma!)
You are Level 0, the weakest Level 0! (Help me, Touma!)
Oh, I've got to hurry! The arm I'm projecting in front of me (Touma! Touma!)
is the sign of "SoGeBu"*. Touma! Help me, Touma! (Random cheering)
*SoGeBu is short for "Sono Gensou wo Buchikorosu!", which is one of Touma's "catch phrases" meaning "I'll break that illusion of yours!"
**I'm not entirely sure if that's what they say there, any corrections are welcome.
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